Funny sayings to put on coasters
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the coaster's durability."
2. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."
3. "This coaster is like my life - always under pressure."
4. "I drink coffee because adulting is hard."
5. "I'm not a regular coaster, I'm a cool coaster."
6. "I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already."
7. "Coffee keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine."
8. "Life is too short for bad wine and ugly coasters."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my coaster balancing skills."
10. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
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