Funny sayings using candy
1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...unless you read the label first."
2. "I'm so sweet, I give cavities cavities."
3. "I'm like a candy bar - sweet, nutty, and always a little melty."
4. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."
5. "I'm not a regular candy, I'm a cool candy."
6. "I'm a sucker for you...literally, I love lollipops."
7. "I'm on a strict candy diet...I see candy, I eat it."
8. "I'm like a candy cane - sweet, twisted, and always in season."
9. "Life is short, eat the candy first."
10. "I'm a smartie pants...filled with chocolate."
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