Funny sayings wallpaper for phones

"Keep calm and pretend it's on the lesson plan."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't want to come."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

"Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands."

"Too glam to give a damn."

"I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."

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Estate agents sayings on homes and viewers

1. A home is not a place, it's a feeling.2. The key to finding the perfect home is seeing its potential, not just its current state.3. Homes are like people, each one has its own unique personality.4. Viewing a home is like going on a first date, you'll know if it's the one as soon as you wal

Rip sayings in spanish

1. Descanse en paz (Rest in peace)2. Que en paz descanse (May he/she rest in peace)3. Dios lo tenga en su gloria (May God have him/her in his glory)4. Hasta siempre (Until forever)5. Te recordaremos siempre (We will always remember you)6. Que la tierra te sea leve (May the earth be light

Letter sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A stitch in time saves nine.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The pen is mightier than the sword.5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.6. A picture is worth a thousand words.7. Don't cry over spilled milk.8. Birds of a feath

Dont eat yellow snow and other sayings

1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. A penny saved is a penny earned.3. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. Don't cry over spilled milk.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. Don't bite off more than you can chew.8. Don't judge a boo

Common sayings with alliteration

1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.2. Sally sells seashells by the seashore.3. Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter.4. Silly Sally swiftly swam southwards.5. Larry's lizard likes lounging lazily in the sun.6. Fickle Freda forgot her phone at the fair.7. Tommy

St.patrick day sayings

1. May the luck of the Irish be with you!2. Kiss me, I'm Irish!3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. Irish you a lucky day!5. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and n

Judgmental quotes and sayings

1. People who judge don't matter, and people who matter don't judge. - Unknown2. Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect. - Unknown3. Judging a person does not define who they are, it defines who you are. - Unknown4. Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unk

Sayings for mother and daughter

1. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be her mother's best friend.2. A mother's love for her daughter is like no other bond in the world.3. A mother and daughter's love is forever, it knows no distance.4. A daughter is a mother's treasure, a mother is a daughter's comfort.5. A

Sayings to daughter on mothers day

1. To my precious daughter, you have brought so much joy and love into my life. Happy Mother's Day!2. Being your mother has been the greatest blessing of my life. I love you more than words can express. Happy Mother's Day, my dear daughter.3. Watching you become a mother has filled my heart wit

Personal motto or sayings

Embrace the journey, trust the process.