Funny sayings wallpapers for mobile phones
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
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1. My dear children, you have grown into amazing individuals and I am so proud to be your mother. Happy Mother's Day to me, because having you as my children is the greatest gift of all.2. To my wonderful children, you have brought so much joy and love into my life. Thank you for being the amazin
1. 60 is only 15 in Celsius.2. 60 and fabulous!3. 60 years young and still going strong.4. Aged to perfection at 60.5. 60 is the new 40.6. 60 and loving it!7. 60 years of wisdom and grace.8. 60 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.9. 60 and st
1. Dream big, little one!2. Learning is a journey, not a destination.3. Kindness is always in style.4. Together we can do great things.5. Be yourself, everyone else is taken.6. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.7. Believe in yourself and you will shine.8. You are capable o
1. The sun will rise again, even after the darkest night.2. Every cloud has a silver lining.3. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.4. The stars shine brightest in the darkest of nights.5. After the storm comes the calm.6. The darkest hour is just before the dawn.7. Keep you
1. You are the love of my life, my heart beats for you and only you.2. My love for you is like a never-ending flame, burning bright and strong.3. In your arms, I have found my home, my peace, and my happiness.4. You are the missing piece of my heart, the one I have been searching for all alon
1. Mask up, stay safe.2. My mask protects you, your mask protects me.3. Mask on, worries off.4. Keep calm and mask on.5. Mask up for a healthier tomorrow.6. Cover your face, not your personality.7. Masked and mighty.8. In masks we trust.9. Masked for success.10. Don't be a fool, c
1. Zoinks!2. Like, man, that's, like, totally creepy!3. Ruh-roh!4. Let's split up, gang!5. I'm too hungry to be scared right now.6. Like, let's get outta here, Scoob!7. I think I'll just wait in the Mystery Machine.8. Scooby snacks are the best motivation.9. I'm not cut out for this
1. Thank you for the sweet treat, it really hit the spot!2. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Thank you!3. Thank you for the delicious ice cream, it made my day!4. I appreciate the ice cream gesture, it was so thoughtful!5. Thank you for the yummy ice cream, it was a deligh
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
1. That smells fishy, and not in a good way.2. It smells like a mix of old socks and regret.3. It smells like a skunk had a party in here.4. It smells like a combination of burnt popcorn and disappointment.5. It smells like someone microwaved a burrito filled with bad decisions.6. It smel