Funny sayings with animal pictures

1. "I'm not lion, I'm just trying to be punny!"

[image of a lion with a goofy expression]

2. "I'm otterly in love with you!"

[image of two otters holding hands]

3. "I'm so busy, I'm like a squirrel on espresso!"

[image of a hyperactive squirrel]

4. "I'm feeling a bit crabby today, but I'll try to shell-abrate the little things!"

[image of a crab with a grumpy face]

5. "I'm not kitten around, I'm feline fabulous!"

[image of a cat striking a pose]

6. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide!"

[image of a smiling clam]

7. "I'm as wise as an owl... or at least I like to think so!"

[image of an owl looking thoughtful]

8. "I'm feeling sheepish about my bad puns, but I can't help it!"

[image of a sheep looking embarrassed]

9. "I'm as busy as a bee, buzzing around with no time to spare!"

[image of a bee flying quickly]

10. "I'm feeling like a fish out of water, but I'm just trying to keep swimming!"

[image of a fish looking lost on land]

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