Funny school nurse sayings
1. "I'm not a magician, I can't make your fever disappear with a wave of my stethoscope."
2. "If you're faking sick to get out of class, just know that I have a PhD in detecting fake coughs."
3. "I may not have a magic wand, but I do have Band-Aids that can fix almost anything."
4. "Remember, I'm not here to give you a day off, I'm here to make sure you're healthy enough to learn."
5. "If you keep coming to me with mysterious stomach aches every Monday morning, I'm going to start suspecting you had too much fun over the weekend."
6. "I can't cure a broken heart, but I can definitely help with a broken arm."
7. "I'm like a superhero, but instead of fighting crime, I fight germs and boo-boos."
8. "If you're feeling under the weather, just remember that I have a secret stash of lollipops that can make any day better."
9. "I may not have a crystal ball, but I can predict that you'll feel better after a good night's sleep and some chicken soup."
10. "Just because I have a first aid kit doesn't mean I can fix your broken pencil or your broken heart, but I'll do my best to help with anything else."
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