Funny vet sayings
1. "I'm a veterinarian, not a magician. I can't make your pet's fleas disappear in a puff of smoke."
2. "I didn't go to school for eight years to be called a 'doggy doctor.'"
3. "I may not speak 'meow' or 'woof,' but I can definitely tell when your pet is trying to tell me something."
4. "If your pet is acting like a drama queen, don't worry, I've seen it all before."
5. "I may have a stethoscope around my neck, but I'm not here to listen to your pet's heartbreak."
6. "I've seen more butt sniffing in one day than most people see in a lifetime."
7. "I'm not just a vet, I'm a therapist for pets with fur, feathers, and scales."
8. "If your pet is giving me the stink eye, it's probably because I'm about to give them a shot."
9. "I may have a love for animals, but that doesn't mean I want to be covered in their hair all day."
10. "I've learned that when a pet is being overly affectionate, it's usually because they're trying to butter me up before I give them a vaccine."
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