Funny scooter sayings
1. "Life is like a scooter, you have to keep moving forward or you'll fall off!"
2. "Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul."
3. "Scootin' through life one wheelie at a time!"
4. "Scootin' around town, leaving a trail of smiles behind."
5. "I'm not speeding, I'm just enjoying the wind in my hair!"
6. "Scooter life: where the only thing faster than my ride is my smile."
7. "Two wheels, endless adventures."
8. "Scootin' is my therapy, the road is my counselor."
9. "Life is better on two wheels."
10. "Scootin' through life with a twist of throttle and a dash of humor!"
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