Funny sea quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not a fan of the beach. I find the sand to be a bit gritty."

2. "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!"

3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

4. "I'm in a relationship with the ocean. It's a deep and meaningful connection."

5. "I'm like a fish out of water... unless I'm at the beach."

6. "I'm not a strong swimmer, but I can float like a boss."

7. "I'm so good at swimming, I could do it in my sleep... oh wait, I can!"

8. "I'm not a beach person, I'm more of a shore thing."

9. "I'm like a seashell, beautiful and unique... but also a little bit empty inside."

10. "I'm like a wave, I go with the flow... until I crash and burn."

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Hilarious sayings for a 65 year old

1. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned!2. Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted!3. I'm not 65, I'm 18 with 47 years of experience.4. I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age... and a little more expensive!5. I may be 65, but my spirit animal is still a teenager.6. At 65, I've earn

Clearly besotted fancy sayings

1. My heart is a captive of your love, forever ensnared in the beauty of your essence.2. In your presence, my soul dances to the melody of your laughter, intoxicated by the symphony of your existence.3. You are the poetry that my heart longs to recite, the sonnet that my soul yearns to compose.

Mother of groom handkerchief sayings

1. To the woman who raised the man of my dreams, thank you for your love and guidance.2. Today a groom, tomorrow a husband, always your son.3. Tears of joy for the love you've given, the man he's become, and the future they'll share.4. Blessed to have gained a son and a friend in you.5. For

Best 80's sayings

1. Gag me with a spoon!2. Totally tubular!3. Radical, dude!4. Like, totally!5. Don't have a cow, man!6. I'm so sure!7. Barf me out!8. Grody to the max!9. Fer sure!10. What's your damage?11. As if!12. Eat my shorts!13. Bodacious!14. Cowabunga!15. I'm, like, sooo sure!

Sky sayings

1. The sky's the limit.2. Every cloud has a silver lining.3. Under the same sky.4. The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.5. The sky is the ultimate art gallery just above us.6. The sky is an infinite movie to me.7. The sky is the daily reminder that we are all part of something bigger.

Sayings about chocolate and animals

1. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. 2. Life is like a box of chocolates, full of surprises and sweetness. 3. Chocolate and animals are the keys to my heart. 4. A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine, and animals. 5. Chocolate and animals make everything be

Sarcastic happy birthday sayings

1. Congratulations on surviving another year. Here's to many more exciting birthdays ahead!2. Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!3. May your birthday be as fabulous as you are... which is debatable.4. Happy birthday! Another year closer to becoming a grum

Famous tmnt sayings

1. Cowabunga!2. Turtle Power!3. Heroes in a half shell!4. Shell shock!5. Turtle time!6. Go ninja, go ninja, go!7. It's pizza time!8. Turtle up!9. Let's kick shell!10. We're the lean, mean, green fighting machines!

Plaque sayings home

1. Home sweet home2. Bless this home3. Home is where the heart is4. Love grows best in little houses5. Home is where our story begins6. This is us7. Home is the nicest word there is8. Together is our favorite place to be9. Home is where love resides, memories are created, and laught

Where do sayings come from uk

Sayings, also known as idioms or proverbs, come from a variety of sources in the UK. Some sayings have been passed down through generations and are considered traditional or folk wisdom. Others may have originated from literature, poetry, or popular culture. Additionally, some sayings have historica