1. "Don't be a crab, just go with the flow."
2. "Seas the day!"
3. "Life's a beach, enjoy the waves."
4. "I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time."
5. "Let's shell-ebrate the good times."
6. "Water you waiting for? Dive in!"
7. "Don't be a fish out of water, embrace the sea."
8. "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming."
9. "Seas the moment and ride the tide."
10. "Life is better in flip flops by the sea."
Above is Funny sea sayings.
1. Age is just a number, but alcohol knows no boundaries.2. Like a fine wine, we only get better with age and a little bit of alcohol.3. They say age brings wisdom, but sometimes a good drink can bring clarity too.4. As we age, our taste in alcohol may change, but our love for it remains cons
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.2. I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right. It's a gift from God.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Thank God for that!4. I'm not lazy, I'm just i
1. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.2. Stay thirsty, my friends.3. I have a lot of friends. I just don't know their names.4. I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale.5. I can speak French... in Russian.6. I once parallel parked a train.7. I've never lost a
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in yo
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Chase the sun, but keep your roots grounded.3. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.4. In a world of noise, find your silence.5. Let your light shine, even in the darkest of times.6. Create your own sunshine.7. Find beauty in the simple things.
1. Wishing you a safe and merry Christmas during these challenging times.2. Sending warm holiday wishes from a distance this year.3. May your Christmas be filled with love, joy, and good health.4. Even though we're apart, our hearts are still together this Christmas.5. In the midst of uncer
1. I'm so country, I sweat gravy and bleed sweet tea.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm like a possum on a porch, just hangin' around.4. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog.5. I'm so country, I can milk a cow and two-step at the same time.6. I'm so country, I can
1. Life is short, make every moment count.2. Surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.3. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.4. Be the reason someone smiles today.5. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.6.
1. This too shall pass.2. Every storm runs out of rain.3. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.4. It's okay to not be okay.5. Tough times don't last, but tough people do.6. The sun will shine again after the rain.7. You are stronger than you think.8. Sometimes you have to go
1. Apple of my eye2. Falling for apples3. You're the apple to my pie4. Apple picking paradise5. Autumn kisses and apple wishes6. Apple season is the best season7. Apple orchard adventures8. Life is sweet, just like apples9. Apple love never fades10. Keep calm and eat apples