Funny self sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
4. "I'm not a control freak, I just know the best way to do things."
5. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options."
6. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
8. "I'm not always late, I just like to make a fashionable entrance."
9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for mediocrity."
10. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm just having a staff meeting with my brain."
Above is Funny self sayings.
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