1. "Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"
2. "No glove, no love!"
3. "Cover your stump before you hump!"
4. "If you're not sure, use a condom for sure!"
5. "Protect your erection, use protection!"
6. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
7. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake!"
8. "Keep it clean, wrap your peen!"
9. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool!"
10. "Safety first, pleasure second!"
Above is Funny sex protection sayings.
1. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.2. The best is yet to come.3. In the end, everything will be okay. If it's not okay, it's not the end.4. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
1. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill2. The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible. - Charles Kingsleigh3. When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place. - U
1. Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The difference between a succe
1. You are the love of my life, my heart beats for you.2. In your arms, I have found my home, my safe haven.3. Every moment with you feels like a dream come true.4. I love you more than words can express, you are my everything.5. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my light in the darkness
1. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton2. Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honoré de Balzac3. Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde4. Love is the beauty of the soul. - Saint Augustine5. Art w
1. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in value.2. Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.3. Vintage [Year of Birth] - Aged to perfection.4. I'm not old, I'm a classic.5. I'm like fine wine, I get better with age.6. It took [Age] years to look this good.7. Officially [Age] y
1. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer. - Unknown2. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. - Saint Augustine3. Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta4. Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop5. Not all t
1. Back in my day...2. When I was your age...3. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.7. The early bird catches the worm.8. Actions sp
1. Don't praise the day before the evening. - Meaning: Don't celebrate or count your chickens before they hatch.2. The appetite comes with eating. - Meaning: You may not feel like doing something at first, but once you start, you may find that you enjoy it.3. You can't make an omelette without
1. Nine years of love, laughter, and memories. Happy anniversary!2. To my partner in life and love, happy 9th anniversary. Here's to many more years together.3. Nine years down, forever to go. Happy anniversary to us!4. Celebrating nine years of marriage with the one I love. Here's to us!5.