Funny shocked sayings

1. "Well, butter my biscuit and call me a biscuit!"

2. "I'm so shocked, I almost dropped my croissant!"

3. "I'm as surprised as a cat wearing socks."

4. "I'm so shocked, I could fry an egg on my face!"

5. "I'm as stunned as a deer in headlights."

6. "I'm so surprised, I just saw a unicorn riding a skateboard."

7. "I'm as shocked as a penguin in the desert."

8. "I'm so amazed, I could knit a sweater with my eyebrows."

9. "I'm as flabbergasted as a squirrel with a jetpack."

10. "I'm so shocked, I just sprouted a second head!"

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Basketball shooting shirt sayings

1. Shoot for your dreams2. Ball is life3. Hoop dreams4. Nothin' but net5. Shoot your shot6. In the zone7. Fear the shooter8. Swish9. Game time10. Shoot like a pro

Guard up quotes and sayings

1. Keep your guard up, but don't shut people out. 2. Guard your heart, but don't lock it away. 3. Stay strong, keep your guard up, and never let anyone break you down. 4. In a world full of uncertainty, keep your guard up and your faith strong. 5. Protect yourself, trust your instincts, and

Sayings to put on gravestones

1. Forever in our hearts2. Gone but never forgotten3. In loving memory4. Rest in peace5. Always in our thoughts6. Beloved [Name]7. Cherished memories live on8. In God's hands9. Forever loved, forever missed10. Until we meet again

Funny holiday quotes and sayings thanksgiving

1. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck2. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. - Johnny Carson3. Thanksgiving is a time to count yo

Double trouble twin girl sayings

1. Double the trouble, double the fun!2. Two peas in a pod, causing chaos wherever we go.3. Twice the mischief, twice the laughter.4. We may be double trouble, but we're also double the love.5. Double trouble, but always double the joy.6. Two hearts, one mischievous spirit.7. We may be

Red hot sayings

1. On fire2. Burning up3. Hotter than a jalapeño4. Sizzling5. Smokin' hot6. Fired up7. Blazing trails8. Scorching9. Igniting passion10. Heating things up

Dutch sayings about family

1. Bloed kruipt waar het niet gaan kan. (Blood crawls where it cannot go.) - This saying emphasizes the strong bond and connection within a family, suggesting that family ties are unbreakable.2. Een kinderhand is gauw gevuld. (A child's hand is quickly filled.) - This saying highlights the idea

Gift sayings to give a lady in retirement home

1. You are a ray of sunshine in our lives.2. Your wisdom and grace inspire us all.3. Thank you for your kindness and warmth.4. Your presence brings joy to everyone around you.5. You are a true gem, shining bright in our hearts.6. Your smile lights up the room.7. You are a beautiful soul

Sayings crown and glory

Your crown is your mind, your glory is your heart.

People who thing alot of themselves quotes and sayings

1. I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey2. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. - William Ernest Henley3. I am who I am. Your approval is not needed. - Unknown4. I am not a one in a million kind of girl. I am a once in a li