Funny shooting sayings
1. "I'm a sharpshooter with a sense of humor."
2. "Shoot first, ask questions later...or maybe just shoot again."
3. "I shoot like a stormtrooper - lots of shots, not a lot of hits."
4. "I'm so good at shooting, I could hit a bullseye with my eyes closed...or at least I like to think so."
5. "I shoot better when I'm laughing...or maybe I'm just laughing because I'm missing so much."
6. "My aim is so bad, I could miss a barn from the inside."
7. "I'm a crack shot...at hitting everything except the target."
8. "I'm like a shooting star - I shine bright for a moment, then disappear without a trace."
9. "I shoot like a cowboy in a spaghetti western...lots of style, not a lot of accuracy."
10. "I'm a shooting gallery's worst nightmare...for the targets."
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