Funny sick running sayings
1. "I run so slow, I could catch a cold before I finish a mile."
2. "Running with a cold is like trying to sprint through quicksand."
3. "I'm not sick, I'm just running a fever...literally."
4. "Running with a cold is a great way to clear your sinuses...and annoy everyone around you."
5. "My running pace is so sick, it's contagious."
6. "Running with a cold is like trying to outrun a sneeze."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm sweating from the run or from the fever."
8. "Running with a cold is a great way to test your lung capacity...and your ability to breathe through your mouth."
9. "My running motto: 'Sick today, faster tomorrow.'"
10. "Running with a cold is a true test of mind over mucus."
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