Funny signs and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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