Funny silly quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor before the floor finds me."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. Love is the light that guides us. Thank you for sharing in our special day.2. May this candle remind you of the love and joy we shared at our bridal shower.3. As this candle burns, may it fill your home with warmth and love, just as your presence filled our hearts at the bridal shower.4. T
1. Thank you for showering our little one with love and gifts. We are truly grateful!2. Your presence at the baby shower meant the world to us. Thank you for celebrating this special time with us.3. We are overwhelmed by your generosity and kindness. Thank you for the thoughtful gifts and well
1. Mind your Ps and Qs - Be on your best behavior and be polite.2. Bob's your uncle - Everything is sorted or completed.3. Bite the bullet - Endure a painful or difficult situation.4. The bee's knees - Something excellent or outstanding.5. Up to scratch - Meeting the required standard.6.
1. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller2. Teamwork makes the dream work.3. Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. - Henry Ford4. Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean. - Ryunosuke Sato
1. A cornucopia of blessings.2. The cornucopia runneth over.3. In the cornucopia of life, may you find abundance.4. The cornucopia of nature's bounty.5. May your life be filled with a cornucopia of joy.6. From the cornucopia of possibilities, choose wisely.7. Gratitude turns what we hav
1. Life is sweet, so enjoy a treat!2. Indulge in some sugary delights, it's your special day!3. Satisfy your sweet tooth at the birthday candy buffet!4. Celebrate with a sugar rush at the candy buffet!5. Treat yourself to a sweet celebration!6. Sweet treats for a sweet birthday!7. Life
1. You make my heart happy!2. You are the heart of my day!3. Love is in the air, and in my heart for you!4. You are the sweetest Valentine!5. My heart is full of love for you!6. You make my heart skip a beat!7. You are the heart of the matter!8. You are the key to my heart!9. Love i
1. A woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. - Christian Dior2. A fragrance is like a memory, it can take you back to a specific moment in time. - Unknown3. Perfume is the key to our memories. - Kate Lord Brown4. A fragrance is a story that only the skin can tell. - Unknow
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
1. Barriga llena, corazón contento. (A full belly, a happy heart.)2. El que come y canta, loco se levanta. (He who eats and sings, rises crazy.)3. El hambre es la mejor salsa. (Hunger is the best sauce.)4. En la mesa y en el juego, se conoce al caballero. (At the table and in the game, the g