Funny skin care sayings
1. "I have a skincare routine, it's called 'I wash my face when I remember to.'"
2. "I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing my skincare budget."
3. "I put on a face mask and now I'm legally not allowed to make any decisions for the next 20 minutes."
4. "My skincare routine is like a full-time job, but with more moisturizer."
5. "I have more serums than friends, but at least my skin looks good."
6. "I don't sweat, I glow. Thanks, skincare routine!"
7. "I've spent so much on skincare products, I should have shares in a beauty company by now."
8. "I'm not high-maintenance, I'm just committed to my skincare routine."
9. "My skin is so dry, it's like the Sahara desert. But with more wrinkles."
10. "I may not have it all together, but at least my skincare routine is on point."
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