Funny slower than sayings
1. "Slower than a snail on a treadmill."
2. "Slower than a sloth on a coffee break."
3. "Slower than a turtle with a flat tire."
4. "Slower than molasses in January."
5. "Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
6. "Slower than a three-toed sloth on a lazy Sunday."
7. "Slower than a slug on a salted sidewalk."
8. "Slower than a herd of snails in rush hour traffic."
9. "Slower than a sloth playing chess with a tortoise."
10. "Slower than a caterpillar on a marathon."
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