Funny soccer mom sayings
1. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a soccer mom!"
2. "I don't just drive a minivan, I drive a soccer team around town."
3. "I can't hear you over the sound of my kid's soccer game."
4. "Soccer practice is my cardio."
5. "I may not be a professional athlete, but I sure can yell like one on the sidelines."
6. "My favorite workout is chasing after my kids on the soccer field."
7. "I'm not a referee, but I sure can call out a bad call from the sidelines."
8. "Soccer games are my happy place...until someone forgets their shin guards."
9. "I may not be playing, but I'm definitely breaking a sweat cheering on the sidelines."
10. "Soccer mom by day, cheerleader by night!"
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