Funny spouse sayings
1. "My husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age... and he also gives me a headache if I have too much of him."
2. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband."
3. "My wife is always right... even when she's wrong."
4. "I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday, and he said 'nothing.' So I got him a card that said 'Congratulations, you got exactly what you wanted.'"
5. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
6. "My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that."
7. "My husband is my favorite person to annoy."
8. "My wife and I have a great relationship. She's the boss, and I'm the decision maker."
9. "My husband is like a deck of cards, I can never get a good hand."
10. "Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
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