Funny st patrick day sayings

1. "Irish you a lucky St. Patrick's Day!"

2. "Kiss me, I'm Irish... or just drunk, either way."

3. "I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway - it's St. Patrick's Day!"

4. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... after you finish your green beer, of course."

5. "I'm not lucky, I'm blessed... with a great sense of humor on St. Patrick's Day."

6. "Irish I had more green beer... wait, no I don't, I already had too much."

7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing for St. Patrick's Day."

8. "Why do leprechauns love to garden? Because they have green thumbs!"

9. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night... or at least until the hangover kicks in."

10. "I'm not wearing green today, but I have a green smoothie... does that count?"

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