Funny status sayings whatsapp
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
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1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show
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1. You always have the best stories to tell!2. I love how we can talk for hours and never run out of things to say.3. You're my favorite chatterbox!4. Talking to you is like therapy, but way more fun.5. I could listen to you talk all day long.6. You have a way with words that always keeps
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