Funny stoner sayings
1. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... who also happens to enjoy a good smoke sesh."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I don't always smoke weed, but when I do, I forget what I was talking about."
4. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm just high."
5. "I'm not addicted to weed, we're just in a committed relationship."
6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the universe... from my couch."
7. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a joint and some good vibes."
8. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory... especially when it comes to where I put my stash."
9. "I don't have a problem with authority, I just have a problem with people telling me I can't smoke weed."
10. "I'm not paranoid, I'm just really good at predicting worst-case scenarios... especially when I'm high."
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