Funny swimming quotes and sayings
1. "Swimming: because punching people is frowned upon."
2. "Swimming is the only sport where you can drown while standing still."
3. "I swim because punching people is frowned upon."
4. "Swimming: the only sport where you can wear a speedo and not be judged."
5. "Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die."
6. "Swimming: the only sport where you can be both the shark and the prey."
7. "Swimming is a great workout, until you have to get out of the pool."
8. "Swimming: where the only acceptable time to wear a rubber cap is in the pool."
9. "Swimming is like a dance with the water."
10. "In the water, I'm not just swimming, I'm flying."
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