Funny sexier than sayings
1. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
2. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
3. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
4. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
5. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
6. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
7. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
8. "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."
9. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."
10. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
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