Funny take out food sayings

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist... who specializes in takeout."

3. "I like my takeout like I like my relationships - fast and convenient."

4. "I don't need a silver spoon, just a plastic fork for my takeout."

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just really good at ordering takeout."

6. "Takeout is my love language."

7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a microwave master."

8. "I'm not a food critic, but I give this takeout five stars."

9. "Takeout: the official meal of couch potatoes everywhere."

10. "I'm not a hoarder, I just like to stock up on takeout menus."

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