Funny taxi sayings
1. "I brake for tacos, not pedestrians!"
2. "My driving may be crazy, but my rates are sane."
3. "I'm not a taxi driver, I'm a professional chauffeur of chaos."
4. "I'll get you there faster than you can say 'taxi!'"
5. "I brake for donuts... and red lights, I guess."
6. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
7. "I drive like a grandma... on a mission."
8. "Buckle up, buttercup! It's gonna be a wild ride."
9. "I may not know where I'm going, but I'll get you there eventually."
10. "If you wanted a boring ride, you should've taken the bus!"
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