Funny texan sayings
1. "He's all hat and no cattle."
2. "Well butter my biscuit!"
3. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
4. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
5. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
6. "She's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
7. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
10. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
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