Funny thanksgiving poems sayings

Here are a few funny Thanksgiving poems and sayings for you:

1. "Turkey on the table, pumpkin pie in the oven,

Thanksgiving is here, let's eat until we're wobblin'!"

2. "I'm thankful for elastic waistbands,

To accommodate all the food that expands."

3. "Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce,

Eating so much, I might need a pause."

4. "Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks,

But let's be real, it's mostly about the food and pranks."

5. "May your turkey be juicy, your mashed potatoes creamy,

And may your family gatherings not get too steamy."

I hope these bring a smile to your face!

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