Funny thanksgiving sayings 2020

1. "I'm thankful for elastic waistbands this Thanksgiving."

2. "This year, I'm grateful for the mute button during family Zoom calls."

3. "I'm just here for the pie... and the awkward family conversations."

4. "Thanksgiving 2020: The year we give thanks for toilet paper and hand sanitizer."

5. "I'm thankful for leftovers, so I can avoid cooking for at least a week."

6. "This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for wine... lots and lots of wine."

7. "May your turkey be moist and your family gatherings drama-free."

8. "Thanksgiving 2020: The one where we all wore masks and pretended we could taste the food."

9. "I'm thankful for my stretchy pants and forgiving waistband this holiday season."

10. "Thanksgiving: The one day a year where we all pretend to enjoy cranberry sauce."

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