Funny pageant sayings
1. "I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a pretty funny face too!"
2. "I may not have a crown, but I sure know how to make people laugh!"
3. "I may not have the perfect wave, but I've got the perfect joke!"
4. "Who needs a talent portion when you've got a talent for making people laugh?"
5. "I may not have won the pageant, but I definitely won the hearts of the audience with my humor!"
6. "I may not have the perfect walk, but I've got the perfect punchline!"
7. "They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider me your prescription for a good time!"
8. "I may not have the perfect smile, but I've got the perfect one-liner!"
9. "Who needs a sash and crown when you've got jokes for days?"
10. "I may not have won the title, but I definitely won the award for most laughs per minute!"
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1. La vita è troppo breve per non gustarla. (Life is too short not to enjoy it.)2. Goditi la vita ogni giorno, perché non sai cosa ti riserva il domani. (Enjoy life every day, because you never know what tomorrow holds.)3. Vivi ogni momento come se fosse l'ultimo. (Live every moment as if it w
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1. El que con vino cena, con agua desayuna. (He who dines with wine, breakfasts with water.)2. Donde hay vino, hay alegría. (Where there is wine, there is joy.)3. Barriga llena, corazón contento. (Full belly, happy heart.)4. El vino abre el corazón y cierra la boca. (Wine opens the heart and
1. Be the reason someone smiles today.2. Spread kindness like confetti.3. You are loved.4. Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.5. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.6. You are enough.7. Throw kindness around like it's confetti.8. Believe there is good in the wo
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