Funny truck driver sayings
1. "I'm not speeding, I'm just testing the limits of the truck!"
2. "I brake for no one, except maybe a good burger joint."
3. "I didn't choose the trucker life, the trucker life chose me."
4. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
5. "I'm not a regular driver, I'm a truck driver - there's a difference."
6. "I'm not tired, I'm just on trucker time."
7. "I may be big and tough on the road, but I still cry at sad country songs."
8. "I've got 18 wheels and a heart of gold."
9. "I may drive a big rig, but I still have to ask for directions sometimes."
10. "I brake for donuts, coffee, and good conversation."
Above is Funny truck driver sayings.
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