1. "Mamma Mia, that's a spicy meatball!"
2. "Nonna's cooking is amore!"
3. "I'm not yelling, I'm just Italian."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated Italian."
5. "Italians do it better."
6. "I can't keep calm, I'm Italian."
7. "Life is too short for bad pasta."
8. "I speak fluent Italian: pizza, pasta, gelato."
9. "Sorry, I can't hear you over my Italian heritage."
10. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just Italian."
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1. Double the joy, double the love!2. Two little blessings, twice the fun.3. Double trouble, double the cuddles.4. Two peas in a pod, a perfect pair.5. Congratulations on your dynamic duo!6. Double the giggles, double the grins.7. Two little miracles, twice the happiness.8. Your twins are a double d
1. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns2. Quitting is never an option on the road to success. Find the way forward. If you have a positive attitude and constantly strive to give your best effort, eventually you will overcome your immediate
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1. A fake friend is like a shadow. They're always close by when the sun shines, but nowhere to be seen when darkness falls.2. A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back. But a bad friend will stab you in the back and pretend they didn't do anything.3. Beware of the friend who pretends t
1. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!2. Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!3. Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just retro!4. Another year older, but who's counting? Oh wait, we are. Happy birthday!5. They
1. I'm so country, I sweat gravy and bleed sweet tea.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm like a possum on a porch, just hangin' around.4. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog.5. I'm so country, I can milk a cow and two-step at the same time.6. I'm so country, I can
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.Chocolate is the answer, who cares what th
1. I don't mean to gloat, but I told you so!2. I hate to brag, but I totally nailed it.3. I'm not one to boast, but I really outdid myself this time.4. I'm just going to sit back and bask in my glory for a moment.5. I'm not usually one to gloat, but this victory is just too sweet.6. I'll
1. Rum-ember to always stay classy and a little bit sassy.2. Life is short, so pour the rum and make it sweet.3. Rum is the answer, no matter the question.4. Sip, sip, hooray for rum every day.5. In a world full of chaos, find peace in a glass of rum.6. Rum makes everything better, even M
1. Join us for a magical celebration as [Name] turns 9! You're invited to a birthday bash full of fun, games, and cake!2. Let's make some birthday memories! Come celebrate with us as [Name] turns 9. It's going to be a blast!3. Calling all friends and family! Help us celebrate [Name]'s 9th birth