Funny tshirt sayings for guys
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
4. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway."
10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am super lazy."
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