Funny tumblr quotes and sayings
1. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely even an evening person."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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In the blink of an eye, time flies by,Like a needle in a haystack, lost in the sky.A penny for your thoughts, a dime for your dreams,Life is but a journey, flowing like streams.Actions speak louder than words, they say,So seize the day, make your own way.A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,D
1. Grateful, thankful, blessed2. Give thanks with a grateful heart3. Thankful and blessed4. Thanksgiving blessings5. Count your blessings6. Gratitude turns what we have into enough7. Thankful for family and friends8. Gather together, give thanks9. Feast mode10. Thanksgiving tradit
1. May the Force be with you on your birthday!2. Another year older, another year wiser, just like Yoda!3. May your birthday be as epic as a lightsaber duel!4. May your birthday be filled with more surprises than a plot twist in Star Wars!5. Happy birthday, young Padawan. May your journey b
1. My fat pants are my happy pants.2. Fat pants: because life is too short for uncomfortable clothes.3. Fat pants: the ultimate comfort zone.4. In fat pants, we trust.5. Fat pants: the unofficial uniform of relaxation.6. Thick thighs save lives, fat pants make it comfortable.7. Fat pant
1. Repentance is the key to unlocking the door to a new beginning.2. True repentance is not just feeling sorry for your actions, but actively seeking to make amends.3. Repentance is the bridge that connects our past mistakes to a future of forgiveness and growth.4. The beauty of repentance li
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.2. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.3. Age is just a number, but life is the real celebration.4. Don't count the years, make the years count.5. You're not getting old, you're becoming a classic.6. Agi
1. अच्छे लोग कम बोलते हैं, लेकिन उनकी कार्रवाई बोलती है।2. खामोशी में भी बहुत कुछ कहा जा सकता है।3. अच्छे लोग कम बोलते हैं, क्योंकि उन्हें अपनी कीमत पता होती है।4. सबकुछ कहने की जरूरत नहीं, कुछ बातें सिर्फ खामोशी में समझ आती है।5. खामोशी एक अच्छे इंसान की सबसे बड़ी गुणवत्ता होती है।
1. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson2. Honesty is the best policy. - Benjamin Franklin3. The truth will set you free. - Unknown4. Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett5. Honesty is more than not lying. It i
1. Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.2. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.3. Christmas calories don't count, right?4. All I want for Christmas is a nap.5. Dear Santa, I can explain...6. I'm only a morning person o
1. A storm in a teacup.2. Stirring the teacup.3. A stormy teacup.4. Sipping from the teacup of life.5. Finding peace in a teacup.6. A teacup of wisdom.7. Teacup reflections.8. A delicate teacup moment.9. The calm within the teacup.10. A teacup of tranquility.