Funny turning 30 birthday sayings
1. "I'm not 30, I'm 29.95 plus tax!"
2. "Turning 30 is like turning 29 for the third time."
3. "30 is the new 20... but with more responsibilities and fewer all-nighters."
4. "I'm not 30, I'm just 18 with 12 years of experience."
5. "30 and fabulous, just like fine wine."
6. "30 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway."
7. "30: the age when you start to appreciate naps more than parties."
8. "Life begins at 30... or so they say. I'll let you know once I find my reading glasses."
9. "30 is when you realize that 'adulting' is just a fancy word for 'making it up as you go'."
10. "Cheers to 30 years of awesomeness... and counting!"
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