Funny valentine sayings for cards
1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... but not as sweet as this card!"
2. "You're the only fish in the sea for me... and trust me, I've done a lot of fishing!"
3. "I love you more than pizza... and that's saying a lot!"
4. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, and the perfect Valentine for me!"
5. "I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you... and I'm not melting anytime soon!"
6. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the perfect match for my heart!"
7. "I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail... and that's a lot of love!"
8. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the sweetest Valentine I could ask for!"
9. "You're the missing piece to my puzzle, the cherry on top of my sundae, and the love of my life!"
10. "I love you more than a kid loves candy... and that's a whole lot of love!"
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