Needlepoint pillows with funny sayings
Needlepoint pillows with funny sayings can add a touch of humor and personality to any room. Here are some ideas for funny sayings that could be stitched onto needlepoint pillows:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios."
6. "I'm silently correcting your grammar."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
These sayings can be embroidered onto a needlepoint pillow in a fun and colorful way to create a unique and humorous home decor piece.
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