Funny war quotes and sayings
1. "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Bertrand Russell
2. "In war, there are no unwounded soldiers." - José Narosky
3. "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
4. "War is like a game of chess, except the board is made of mud and the pieces are on fire." - Unknown
5. "War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory." - Georges Clemenceau
6. "War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace." - Thomas Mann
7. "The only thing worse than war is peace at any cost." - Unknown
8. "War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it." - Desiderius Erasmus
9. "War is the only place where you can truly appreciate the simple things in life, like a hot shower and a warm meal." - Unknown
10. "War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can." - Winston Churchill
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