Messing up sayings
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...or something like that."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched...or is it don't put all your eggs in one basket?"
3. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...wait, that's not right."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...or just throw them back and ask for chocolate."
5. "Actions speak louder than words, but a picture is worth a thousand words...or something like that."
Above is Messing up sayings.
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Actions speak louder than words.8. You reap what you sow.
1. You're the rainbow to my Skittles.2. You make my heart taste like Skittles.3. Sweet like Skittles, you're my favorite flavor.4. Just like Skittles, you bring color to my world.5. I'm addicted to you like I am to Skittles.6. You're the sweetest part of my day, just like Skittles.7. Ou
1. Congratulations on your new job! Wishing you success and fulfillment in your new role.2. May this new job bring you joy, growth, and endless opportunities. Best wishes!3. Good luck on your new adventure! May you excel and shine in your new position.4. Here's to new beginnings and exciting
1. I'm udderly in love with cows!2. Moo-ve over, cuteness coming through!3. Herd it through the bovine, cows are adorable!4. Don't have a cow, just admire their cuteness!5. Cows make me feel pasture-ively happy!6. You're moo-tiful just the way you are!7. Life is better with a little cow
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. The only
1. I graduated, now it's time to party like it's 1999!2. Diploma in one hand, drink in the other - let the party begin!3. I can't keep calm, I just graduated!4. Turning the tassel was just the beginning, now let's celebrate!5. Goodbye studying, hello partying!6. I came, I saw, I graduated
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the apple of my eye.3. You make my heart skip a beat.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.5. You are the love of my life.6. You are the light in my darkness.7. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.8. You are the melody to
1. With great power comes great responsibility.2. I have the power!3. Unleash your inner strength.4. Power is not given, it is taken.5. Embrace your power and own it.6. Strength is not just physical, it's mental too.7. Power is the ability to make things happen.8. You are more powerfu
I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny pictures and sayings for you:1. Picture: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Too cool for mew.2. Saying: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.3. Picture: A dog wearing a party hat with the caption Le
1. Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine. - Mario Fernandez2. The only way to lift yourself up is to lift others. - Booker T. Washington3. Don't let the weight of the world bring you down. Lift yourself up and keep moving forward. - Unknown4. When life knocks you down, try to la