Funny wedding sayings for the bride and groom
1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!"
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
4. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!"
5. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. But marriage is the locksmith!"
6. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!"
7. "The most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once!"
8. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
9. "Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence... a life sentence!"
10. "Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Congratulations on opening your eyes to each other!"
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