Funny whisky quotes and sayings
1. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
2. "Whiskey is liquid sunshine." - George Bernard Shaw
3. "I have too much whiskey in my blood to be a politician." - Robert Burns
4. "Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink." - Haruki Murakami
5. "I'm not addicted to whiskey, we're just in a very committed relationship." - Unknown
6. "Whiskey is the answer, but I can't remember the question." - Unknown
7. "I like my whiskey old and my women young." - Errol Flynn
8. "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
9. "Whiskey may not solve your problems, but it's worth a shot." - Unknown
10. "Whiskey is the water of life, but remember, too much water can drown you." - Unknown
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1. It's not about being the best. It's about being better than you were yesterday.2. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.3. Train like a beast, look like a beauty.4. Success is not given, it is earned.5. Pain is temporary, pride is forever.6. The harder you work, the luckie
Here are some Orphic sayings:1. All things come from the One and to the One all things shall return.2. The soul is immortal and seeks to be reunited with the divine.3. Know thyself, for in knowing oneself one can know the divine.4. The path to enlightenment is through self-discovery and spiri
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1. The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha2. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. - Ralph Waldo Emerson3. The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude. - Oprah Winfrey4. The
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1. Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the Bible to accept the things I can't.2. As the coffee awakens my body, let the words of the Bible awaken my soul.3. Just as coffee fuels my day, let the Word of God fuel my spirit.4. Coffee in hand, Bible in heart, ready to face the day.5.
1. Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.2. In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.3. Childhood memories are the sweetest of all.4. The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.5. Childhood is like be
1. Witch better have my candy!2. I'm here for the boos.3. Eat, drink, and be scary.4. Trick or drink.5. I'm just here for the boos.6. Fangs for the memories.7. Drink up, witches!8. Sip happens on Halloween.9. Boo-zing it up!10. Creepin' it real with my drink.