Here are some funny Wigan sayings:
1. "As daft as a brush."
2. "He's got more front than Blackpool."
3. "He's about as useful as a chocolate teapot."
4. "She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."
5. "He's as tight as a duck's arse."
6. "She's got a gob like a cat's arse."
7. "He's as daft as a box of frogs."
8. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."
9. "She's got a mouth like a sewer."
10. "He's as useful as a chocolate fireguard."
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