Funny wine cup sayings

1. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

2. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."

3. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."

4. "Wine is the answer. What was the question again?"

5. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

6. "Wine not?"

7. "Sip happens."

8. "You had me at Merlot."

9. "Wine a fine idea."

10. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."

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