Funny winter weather sayings
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter."
2. "I'm ready for winter to be over. I've run out of cute winter outfits."
3. "Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember that time you complained about being hot?'"
4. "I'm not ready for winter. My summer body is still in progress."
5. "Winter is like a bad boyfriend - it's cold, it's unpredictable, and it overstays its welcome."
6. "I'm not a fan of winter. I prefer my ice in margaritas, not on the roads."
7. "Winter is the season where my laundry basket is 90% sweaters and 10% regret."
8. "Winter is the time of year when my car's seat warmer becomes my best friend."
9. "Winter is the only time of year when it's acceptable to wear the same outfit for three days straight."
10. "Winter is the season where my heating bill goes up and my motivation goes down."
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