Funny wise sayings about love

1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

2. "Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and sometimes it makes you want to throw up."

3. "Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but you'll probably end up with a few nuts."

4. "Love is like a game of chess, it takes strategy, patience, and sometimes sacrificing your queen."

5. "Love is like a plant, if you don't water it, it dies... but if you water it too much, it drowns."

6. "Love is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... unless it turns into vinegar."

7. "Love is like a good joke, it's better when shared with someone who gets it."

8. "Love is like a bank account, you have to make deposits of kindness and withdrawals of forgiveness to keep it balanced."

9. "Love is like a dance, sometimes you step on each other's toes but it's all part of the rhythm."

10. "Love is like a GPS, it may take you on a few wrong turns but eventually, you'll reach your destination."

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