Funny woke sayings
1. "I'm so woke, I accidentally woke up my alarm clock."
2. "I'm so woke, I put the 'fun' in 'fundamental social change'."
3. "I'm so woke, I don't count sheep to fall asleep, I count societal injustices."
4. "I'm so woke, I don't need coffee to wake up, just a good dose of critical thinking."
5. "I'm so woke, I don't watch horror movies, I watch documentaries on systemic oppression."
6. "I'm so woke, I don't have a snooze button, I have a 'smash the patriarchy' button."
7. "I'm so woke, I don't have a night light, I have a 'shine light on inequality' lamp."
8. "I'm so woke, I don't have bad hair days, I have days of radical self-expression."
9. "I'm so woke, I don't have a guilty pleasure, I have a socially conscious indulgence."
10. "I'm so woke, I don't have a comfort zone, I have a zone of discomfort for growth."
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