Funny wristband sayings

1. "I'm with stupid"

2. "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional"

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"

4. "I'm silently correcting your grammar"

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode"

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized"

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas"

9. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong"

10. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee"

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