Funny.christmas sayings
1. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone wine."
3. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
4. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you a list of all the things I want."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "Christmas calories don't count... until January 1st."
7. "All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking about your CrossFit workouts."
8. "The only time of the year when it's acceptable to be on the naughty list."
9. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
10. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
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